In this New York Daily News article, there's an implication that someone is actually reading Newt Gingrich's Twitters (d'oh, I think they're called tweets!). The article references the "holy trinity" of the GOP-- and names Newt, Ann Coulter (how does she get on TV?), and Rush (I AM the Republican Party) Limbaugh.
The basic fact of (holy) democracy is "majority rules" and if you can't get a majority (I wonder just how many people are subscribed to the Newt-Tweets), then you can't make the laws anymore, and in fact you don't count. And when you get to the point you can't even raise a caucus in your own party, then it's time to shut up and think about something else. And it's time for the media to admit the only reason anyone lets Ann Coulter onto TV is because she keeps bleachin' her hair blonde, and keeps the weight off. The second either of those things ends, she's gone-- bye, bye Anne! You're a fool.
So STFU already, "holy trinity." You lost! You're losers! The Republic will survive. None of the rest of you will, nor will the people who depend on you three for their thoughts and ideas. Get over it. Amen.
And the Supreme Court is going to FORCE your offspring to marry same-sex partners, and you're all going to have to emigrate to Europe (I believe France is having a bit of resurgence of xenophobia, but that might be over now) to find a job. And send Euros back to your families so they can eat. Take Carl Rove and Scooter with you. Bye bye.
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