Leaving The Party Early

You see, the thing is I don’t really want to leave the party early, though I may have to because I drank too much, but I can’t really stand the idea of being the object of some surely juicy gossip, and I haven’t gotten to talk to everyone yet, and there are some snacks I haven’t tasted, and I expect the music and fun will continue well into the night, so I’m going to sit over here and work on getting my head and body together and hope that’s enough to keep me together and here at the party, which seems to just go on and on and on.